Nev Clavain
Wise Guys
Rogue Method Alliance
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Posted - 2007.01.06 01:41:00 -
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 Originally by: KIAEddZ
I suggest that this thread isnt for those protagonists that will be involved, but more those that would like to express an opinion in who would be victor in such a conflict.
Hmmm well to be honest the only reason I even care a tiny bit is that should such a war happen, it would doubtless provide much ad lib entertainment right here in this very forum. It is always great to see really, really dedicated 'gamers' battle it out in an epic contest of wit and intellect.
I have often considered the possibility that most of the larger alliances have some kind of mass strategy to bicker like children and fools in arguments which nearly always come down to the following formula:
A: We pwnt U, you are the worstest enemy ever.
B: You didn't pwn us, we are t3h pwnerers; teh m4sters of pwn.
A: No we did pwn you look at my killboard linky haha
B: That is becos you were not playing fair that doesnt count.
A: wow not fair tin foil hats pls kekeke
2 days later...
B: haha now we pwn you
A: those ships you destroyed dont count they err... weren't ours
B: killboard linky - they were yours hahaha
A: oh those shps, that kind of ship doesnt count
B: Doesnt count rofl lollercoptor nub they count.
A: doesnt matter you dont post your losses anyway
B: yes we do ask anyone
...ad infinitum...
In case anyone identifies with A, or B, they are both equally pathetic.
However I really shouldn't criticise, because for some dark and twisted reason I find people writing these things a most entertaining read.
I think the underlying strategy is to take over the universe while everyone is logged off for days on end reading these forum clowns hurl the ****y at one another in 100 page threads.
MY prediction as to the winner: Neither.
If a war of such scale does go down the sheer forum activity will probably put the server down for good. IN the event tranquility stays up under the inceased load, I would predict both sides go on a gargantuan 14 day gaming marathon, in which a great deal of them perish in real life because they forget to take on enough fluids. After this some small and insignificant alliance will poach all of the contested space, while the former powers that be lie catatonic at the loss of their gaming buddies to the epic struggle.
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